Friday, January 26, 2007

Action in the Common Room...

Today was Yun's surprise(-ish) farewell party. The venue was the GIS Common Room, i would tell you how it started but i was asleep at the beginning, due to the fact that i am so clever and therefore require more sleep.

For me the party started when Anne-Marie woke me to tell me there was pizza. So i took a few moments to adjust and joinined in with the hussle and bussle of the very lively and happennig event. I must say the party was very organised and was thought out quite well, from the almost exact amount of food (save a few slices of pizza) to the cleaning up operation at the end.

But what i am about to disclose in the continuation of this post is an event at the party that is both disturbing and shocking. I am not sure exactly how the conversation lead to a climax of homosexual betting between some memebers of the 6 form and Menzie but it somehow did.

As my memory serves, Menzie and Zim started the whole affair. By ageeeing to kiss each other, and the person who backs out has to pay the person they were about to kiss the agreed ammount. This ranged from $5 to $20 and a system of funding and backing was used by members of the 6 form to financially aid the participants.

Round 1: Menzie vs. Zim

Menzie won this round at a stake of $5, with Zim quickly jerking his head away at that final crucial moment of contact.

Round 2: Menzie vs. Matt (rust)

Matt started this round by licking his lips, but not even this put off Menzie and was keen as ever to see it through. The exact amount at stake i cannot remember but it was in the region of around $10. None the less both sides saw this blood money as easy money. Their heads edged closer and then to everyones astonishment THEY KISSED!!!! Full lock..... i am sure memories of pubic hair drinking on DoE came flooding back to haunt both of them. After around a couple of seconds, although for them it must of seemed like an enternity, they broke off the lock and both spat profusely at the ground. After taking air matt exclaimed how menzie spat in his mouth during the kiss... Looks like it is a draw boys.....

Round 3: Menize vs. Ben (bradely)

This time the stakes were raised to $20. And both ben and menz gazed into each others eyes, a cold silence soon followed as their heads spiralled towards each other in a deadly gaze between the two contesters...

They say a picture can replace 1000 words... so really... a movie clip made of a number of pictures should be the equivilent of an online encyclopedia, in which case I think i ll let the clip do the talking....




From todays events i can safely deduce that it is unsafe to be inclose proximity of menzie regardless of gender, for as along as he has the ability to purse his lips.

take care all and bye Yun, even though i didn't know you that well...

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